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Oh come on, give the guy a break. Really, who hasn't done this: Kinky ATF Agent Gets In Big Trouble In Big Easy

February 31, 2047 For immediate release: Greenspace Moves to Prevent Di-Hydrogen Oxide Contamination Building upon our success in creating t...

(picture shamelessly stolen) Once again, we have a president whose first reaction when in an uncomfortable position is to lie. People accus...

The pleasure of a good story, well told: Around age 10 my dad got me one of those little badass compound bow beginner kits. Of course, the f...

Friday Challenge for this Week slight story modifications: my object won't fit in a bag, and I'm on a classified mission. Squid War...

For the Friday Challenge : Cote sat in the passenger seat, ahead of his pilot brother Cliff. He strained his eyes through his oil covered g...

Or make a better one .

"the sum of the U.S. government's liabilities and other financial commitments now exceeds the collective net worth of its citizens...

For Res Ipsa, who will need this, stolen from JACIII. APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomple...

It is kind of fun watching an 8 month old girl tear into the wrapping paper. She doesn't get it yet, she just likes the paper. Christma...

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Sometimes you get an email that is true: A Lady Named Irena - a true story There recently was a death of a 98 year old lady named Ir...

From Kevin M , Via Dr. Helen My history with fireworks: When I was a kid, my father was Vermont State Champion trapshooter in the handicappe...

Because she was grouchy .