Giraffe in a compact car

Ta Da!!!! I do good work.

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Dont forget to mail your census forms.

****One day my mommy was out, and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' ...

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -O...

I hear he likes these things. UPDATE: Sorry kids, there's been a terrible accident.

Farmer Tom put up a post about atheists and the intellectual thrashing thereof. Wouldn't you know it, soon the resident ankle biter sho...

Oh come on, give the guy a break. Really, who hasn't done this: Kinky ATF Agent Gets In Big Trouble In Big Easy

February 31, 2047 For immediate release: Greenspace Moves to Prevent Di-Hydrogen Oxide Contamination Building upon our success in creating t...

(picture shamelessly stolen) Once again, we have a president whose first reaction when in an uncomfortable position is to lie. People accus...

The pleasure of a good story, well told: Around age 10 my dad got me one of those little badass compound bow beginner kits. Of course, the f...

Friday Challenge for this Week slight story modifications: my object won't fit in a bag, and I'm on a classified mission. Squid War...

For the Friday Challenge : Cote sat in the passenger seat, ahead of his pilot brother Cliff. He strained his eyes through his oil covered g...

Or make a better one .

"the sum of the U.S. government's liabilities and other financial commitments now exceeds the collective net worth of its citizens...

For Res Ipsa, who will need this, stolen from JACIII. APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomple...

It is kind of fun watching an 8 month old girl tear into the wrapping paper. She doesn't get it yet, she just likes the paper. Christma...