What am I going to blog about today?

I have been really busy lately. I hardly have time to read my favorite blogs, let alone blog on my own. I blog after work. The Neanderthal's that I work with would not understand. They have enough trouble breathing through their nostrils and not dragging their knuckles. One guy I work with seriously stinks. He sweats a lot. I think he needs a industrial strength deoderant or surgery to have his armpits removed. You can smell his scent in the vehicles he rides in hours later. Another guy I work with is an asshole. He is the type who is perfect in his own mind and shows utter contempt for everyone else. The fact that he is an imbecile seems to escape him.

I am only taking the time to post this because nobody reads this blog. It is not like I am boring anyone with this stuff. I have about 30 hits since I put the counter on. I am not depressed about it though. I feel pretty self conscious about having a blog. So it is a good thing that nobody I know is reading it.

Overheard

In which I shamelessly copy Jeff Goldstein's brief conversation schtick.


A brief conversation between Howard Dean and Chewbacca:

Howard Dean: "Yyeeaaarrrrrgggg!!!"

Chewbacca: " Yeeoooaaawwwggghh!!!"

Howard Dean: "Oooooooooooooooooggaahh Ooooooooooooooooooooooooggaahh!!!"

Chewbacca: "Yeeoooaawwwggghh!!!"

Howard Dean: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!!!"

Chewbacca:

Howard Dean: "You ever feel just a little misunderstood?"

Chewbacca:

Howard Dean:

Chewbacca:

Howard Dean: "Right wing nut job."

This just in

Brad Pit is Scuzzy

but you knew that already.

Now this is funny. Unfortunately, She is just as much of a barking moonbat as he is.

It is so fun to make fun of celebrities

In the news

Today:

Kerry really was an idiot! I told you so. Of course Bush is an idiot too. The best two candidates the United States of America can come up with. Depressing.

Michael Jackson trial, who cares.

Blogging is hard.

Anniversary

Today is the second anniversary of the wedding of myself to my lovely wife. That sounded really stupid. We are going out for supper. Then we are going home to clean the house for company this weekend. The joys of marriage.