Thursday, March 01, 2012

I get emails

Definition of Irony

The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to "please do not feed the animals" because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.

The right hand doesn't know what is coming out the other side of its mouth.


Anonymous said...


Could you please forward those emails to me, I'd love to see them.

Res Ipsa

Giraffe said...

Most of them suck, but this one I thought was pretty good.